Internet Bully? NO WAY!!!!

Head of Child Exploitation and Online Protection (Ceop), Jim Gamble, is apparently upset with Facebook and MySpace for not taking serious steps to prevent internet bullying.  Gamble wants the sites to put up a “panic button” for teens can click on when they fear they are being bullied.  Reps from the sites say that it won’t make much of a difference.  You know why?  They already have a report button!

However, it seems that internet bullying is taken seriously in the U.K. An 18-year-old boy named Keeley Houghton was the first person to be jailed for internet bullying.  Yea thats right he went to jail for saying “Keeley is going to murder the bitch.” 

So do you actually have to be polite on the internet now?  How do you arrest someone for being a dick? If these are the new rules then I have plenty of former bosses that should be doing 10-15 with no chance of parole.

And what will happen to the internet dorks?  Next time someone says “ZOMG u r so fuckin dumb, ima cutz ur throat” while discussing Halo vs. Call of Duty, will they be arrested?  If so then we’ll probably see labor camps spring up soon, crowded with pimply social retards with hygiene issues.