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Men Banned From Hair Salons. Jealous Extremists?

| Saturday, March 6, 2010
So Hamas has banned men from entering women's hair salon's in Gaza. This is a response to attacks from certain groups that believe Hamas is not applying strict Islamic law in the area.  Anyone who violates the law will be arrested.

What concerns me the most is how will these mediterranean metrosexuals maintain their clean cut, charming good looks.  Now these brave men will have to anally smuggle their clippers and extra strength Nair all because a few extremists were jealous of their radiant sex appeal.
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Drive-By Porno in Moscow

| Friday, January 15, 2010


Last night on one of Moscow's busiest highways, drivers were treated to a two minute pornographic romp on an electronic billboard.  Drivers were so shocked they did the only reasonable thing they could think of; they captured videos and pictures of the billboard and posted them online.

Now that's multitasking!

On a side note, Russian drivers now wish they had three hands.