The Dreaded $22,000 Cell Phone Bill

Here's a quickie for the day.

A father gets a cell phone for his 13 year old son and adds him to the family plan.  Cool huh? Unfortunately the kid downloaded 1.4 million kb of data without a data plan which brought the cell phone bill up to $22k. Good thing for daddy Verizon is going to credit his account for the charges.

This just enforces my age old saying, "Parents shouldn't have cell phones."

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Ever Have Your Urine Stolen? You're Not the First.

What's with all the urine today? Seventeen urine samples were stolen from the Bear River Health Department in Utah.  Now what would someone do with all that urine? Probably use it to ensure that they will pass every drug test they take for the next few years.  Or maybe just keep it as part of a collection?

All fun suggestions but I think I know the true answer.  I think this is somehow related to Daniel Shilt's imprisonment mentioned in my previous post.  The thief or thieves probably stole the urine and will use it to stage a prison break.  The thieves will bomb the jail holding Daniel with the stolen urine, causing a slippery yellow mess that will disorient the guards.  They will also use straws to blow the urine in the eyes of the remaining guards, rendering them blind and smelly. 

After the breakout Daniel will reunite with his urine soaked friends and resume to shower the heads of officers with his stream of defiance!

Story Link: Who Steals Urine?

How to Seriously Piss Off a Cop

Usually when you drink alot you have to pee alot.  That's a scientific fact right?  Tell that to the cop who arrested poor old Daniel Shilts Jr.  Apparently Mr Shilts was arrested for drunk driving.  On his way to the station he felt mother nature calling. So Daniel did what any normal person would do, he started peeing all over the back of the cruiser and it must of been a hell of a piss because he managed to spray the back of the officer's head.

This guy did what the rest of us only dream about, relieving ourselves all over a person who has done us wrong! And hey when you really gotta go what else can you do.  We all know what it's like to have to go so badly that you can barely walk, and when you are finally able to release, the pressure of the flow is so intense that it feels like your teeth are being sucked out the bottom of your jawline.

Too bad the judge wasn't so understanding and sentenced this urine spewing hero to 1 year in prison.

Link to Story: man pees on cop