Ever Have Your Urine Stolen? You're Not the First.

What's with all the urine today? Seventeen urine samples were stolen from the Bear River Health Department in Utah.  Now what would someone do with all that urine? Probably use it to ensure that they will pass every drug test they take for the next few years.  Or maybe just keep it as part of a collection?

All fun suggestions but I think I know the true answer.  I think this is somehow related to Daniel Shilt's imprisonment mentioned in my previous post.  The thief or thieves probably stole the urine and will use it to stage a prison break.  The thieves will bomb the jail holding Daniel with the stolen urine, causing a slippery yellow mess that will disorient the guards.  They will also use straws to blow the urine in the eyes of the remaining guards, rendering them blind and smelly. 

After the breakout Daniel will reunite with his urine soaked friends and resume to shower the heads of officers with his stream of defiance!

Story Link: Who Steals Urine?