Wedding Bells For a Man and His Nintendo DS

A Japanese man known as Sal9000 in the gaming worldhas decided to do what most video game enthusiasts only dream of; marry a video game character.  Yes that's right, Sal9000 decided to marry a character from the Nintendo DS game Love Plus. This is the closest Sal has come to having sexual intercourse in his entire life.

This reminds me of the time when all of my classmates used to talk about the busty, pixel ridden beauty know as Lara Croft.  Boys used to by that game just so they could use the nudity code and stare at those flesh colored triangles all they wanted. However, once puberty was reached most of these young boys moved on to being interested in live, breathing love interests.

Sal9000 has bitch slapped all of use who once had a crush on an animated character but moved on. He decided to be a man and follow through on his desires.  After all, what is marriage really worth if you can't choose to marry fictional characters.  I for one have always had a thing for Super Mario (love rthe terrible Italian accent), maybe it's time I follow through and have the first imaginary gay wedding to a fictional character.  Unfortunately since gay marriage is such a controversial issue I may have to deny my true feelings.  After all, Mario and I wouldn't want to desecrate the sacred tradition of marriage. We'll just have to wait and see.

Story:http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/plugged-in/man-marries-a-videogame/1376577