Cocaine + Murder = Forbes Top 100?!

| Monday, November 16, 2009

Apparently being a Mexican drug lord with a $5 million price on your head is enough to get you on both the Forbes' top 100 richest and top 100 most powerful list. Beating out such stiff competition such as Oprah, Joaquin Guzman just happens to be a Mexican drug lord on the Forbes list.

What I find interesting isn’t so much that he made the list but that Forbes' actually said that he was a “self made man.”

I think the lesson here kids, is that you can make your dreams come true and become rich and famous. All you have to do is murder, steal and be willing to infect people with cocaine.

SO LOAD YOUR GLOCKS AND GRAB YOUR COCKS, IT’S TIME TO MAKE SOMETHING OF YOURSELF!


Pic taken from http://www.theadmonition.com/?p=2049

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